You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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