i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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