I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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