Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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