I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
It's blow job season.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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