Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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