You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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