Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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