I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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