when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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