Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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