ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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