Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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