best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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