My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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