I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
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