saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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