I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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