I'm going to jail i love you
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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