It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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