so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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