its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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