the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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