3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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