Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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