Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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