are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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