My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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