ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Randomize
