I wish I only lived at night.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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