Betty ford says i'm here all night
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I supernannyed him into submission
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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