Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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