Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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