just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize
