I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Come see our sink grown plant.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
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