thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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