big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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