Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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