We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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