i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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