our cab driver is having phone sex.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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