there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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