if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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