community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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