U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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