So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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