You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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