I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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