We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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