I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Randomize
