Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Farmville is her only friend.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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