it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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