She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
jump out the window naked night went bad
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