Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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