She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
