I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I just gargled with NyQuil
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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